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To all Spud Dads…

Happy Fathers Day to all Spud Dads out there! I received a copy of a delightful little piece sent to a good friend of mine by his kids, and I translated it in English. I hope you enjoy it as well? It is titled “My Dad is an Iron Man“…

My Dad is an Iron Man

My Dad is so strong, he can easily tear a whole page from Facebook
My Dad can strangle anyone who bothers his kids with a cordless
The sheep on my Dad’s farm are of the type that produces steel wool for us
My Dad can speak Braille fluently
When my Dad throws a boomerang, the boomerang knows it is in its own best interest not to return
My Dad will never get a heart attack – his heart will never try to launch an attack on him
My Dad can send a txt AND a Whatsapp msg from a payphone
By the time Bell invented the telephone, he discovered there were three missed calls from my Dad
When my Dad pour milk on his rice crispies, they keep dead silent
The first thing my Dad does when he gets to the Indian ocean, is to swim a quick length or two
The Meteor Crater in Arizona was not caused by a meteorite 50,000 years ago, it happened when my Dad decided it’s time to to put his foot down
By the time the wheel was invented in 3,500 B.C., my Dad was cruising around in his Mercedes
My Dad had already released 8 printed novels and 3 online plays by the time Gutenberg invented the printing press in the 15th century

Courtesy Dirk Barnard and his kids
Image: Courtesy Etsy Canada
Video below: Courtesy Buitengebieden Twitter

https://twitter.com/i/status/1538427548786368514

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